The hat has begun to control my thoughts and the onbly thing that comes to my mind now is taking over the world, giving everyone a green hat, and grabbing steves ass, I am scared. Okay, now that I got that out of the way, I think I will go act on these urges, and if I cant get steves I go for the goats, that is right, The girl that grabs hats arse!. Yargh I am a butt grabbing pirate! argh! shiver me green timbers.